The cast and Crew of The Shy Manifesto on the first night in Newcastle, Jan 2019

How did the show come about? 

After writing the initial script, I was talking to Cat, the director, as we had worked together before and she was talking about doing something with Theo who we had both worked with together on my play The Utility People. I said I’d got a play that I thought would be perfect for him. Luckily when she and Theo both read the play they really liked it too and we were all enthusiastic to go ahead with it. We did a couple of workshop performances in 2017 and that led to the producers coming on board and the current tour. 

What gave you the initial idea for the show? 

The Shy Manifesto came to me as a title one day that sounded intrinsically funny; the idea of a very meek, timid person like myself fighting for a militant cause of being shy. But it was nothing more than a passing idea at the time. Then I thought later about what kind of manifesto and who would have written it and then the idea of the character of Callum came together and it seemed natural to make it a monologue because this is a character who would never be so articulate in real life. 

What’s the hardest part about writing for the theatre? 

The sheer amount of competition in the main buildings, companies and new writing venues. Its an uphill struggle when you are starting out if you don’t have a name so to speak and it can be heart-breaking when you get lots of rejections. You can set your sights quite high when you start out but after my first plays were rejected by some of the big new writing theatres I decided to send them to amateur and fringe companies. I started to see my work put on in front of an audience and that’s such a good lesson. You meet so many people this way through things like short play nights, indeed that was where I first met Cat which has led all the way to this working relationship over about 5 years. A play isn’t a novel so if it isn’t being performed you feel like it isn’t properly existing in its full form so it aways feels a failure if its not been put on stage so that’s what can be the hardest part.

What’s the best part of your job? 

When it finally happens it is an amazing experience, when the play is brought to life by an amazing team of different people with all their amazing skills that I can’t do and its more than what you imagined but also completely true to what you imagined and what you wanted to convey. It can be a transcendental moment when it goes really well. 

How did you become a writer? 

I’ve always felt like I am a writer. I remember when I was seven I had this empty school exercise book and I filled it day by day with a story and I used to come down early on Saturday morning and write in it and I remember my dad coming downstairs and being surprised to see me there. That was the start of it really. I just loved telling stories and thinking up characters. I’m always wary of people who say they became a writer because they wanted to challenge social injustice or they wanted to change the world, I think those are admirable things to want to do but I think for a true writer its really the joy of imagination and being playful and creative. I’ve always felt like I’m naturally a writer and I’m happier when I am writing and I’m always much happier when I’ve got something I’m working on and enjoying.

What’s the scariest thing about opening night for you? 

Plays at that point are always out of my control and there’s sometimes technical things that don’t work, but what I worry about most is if it will turn out to be a dud and if my writing will get no laughs or there will be no rapt response from the audience because you just never really know. The added scariness of this tour is that I just don’t know how different places are going to respond to something that I wrote and whether they will get the humour. I am hoping the story is universal and that it will reach out to people in different places. That’s the scariest thing, you want people to like the play and enjoy the play and I am hoping they do. 

How much control does the writer have over the play once rehearsals begin? 

In theatre its much better than the film industry where sometimes writers have been banned from film sets. In British theatre there’s more of a respect for the writer which I think is good. Its important to work with a director who is on the same page as you’ll both get the best play and experience out of it. If a director says they want to do your play but then they want to change loads, well, they don’t really want to do your play. In this experience and for many of my experiences I feel like I’ve had a real rapport with the director and we’re not treading on each other’s toes. 

What are you most proud of in this show? 

When we did a couple of early performances back in 2017 of an earlier draft, I was really moved by how people emotionally responded to Callum’s story. That was unusual for me as lots of my plays have been praised for their humour and satire but I’d never had the experience of people – some people were crying when they saw the play and saying that it really spoke to them and really talked about their life. I was really touched by that and I thought then that this was a play I should continue with and pursue. 

What do you want people to be thinking when they leave the theatre after seeing your show? 

Although the character of Callum is didactic, and his idea of a manifesto is didactic, I don’t think the play is. I think the play presents to you a character with this very strong point of view but it also shows you through the story that he is not always a reliable narrator and that actually, you know, there are drawbacks to the shy life as well as upsides. So it’s not simply saying something positive or negative and hopefully I’m leaving it up to the audience to talk about it and decide whether they think Callum is tragic or is he defiant and true to himself? I think there might be debate about that and I like that and I think that is true to the play.


Park Theatre, London, June-July 2016. Produced by Celia Dugua in association with Shout In The Dark, Kabnis Productions, Claire Evans and Park Theatre. Supported by the Peter Wolff Theatre Trust and the Royal Victoria Hall Foundation.

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Above: Ben Mann as Josh and Katherine Kotz as Vicky. Photo by David Monteith-Hodge.

Directed by Roxy Cook. Cast: Katherine Kotz, Charles Armstrong, David Bauckham, Ben Mann, Rachel Marwood and Jonny Weldon. Designer: Emma Tompkins. Sound Designer: Alexandra Faye Braithwaite. Lighting Designer: Sherry Coenen. Company Stage Manager: Paul Thomas. Associate Producer: Claire Evans.

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Above: Jonny Weldon as Elliott and Ben Mann as Josh. Photography by David Monteith-Hodge.

A destitute farmer sells his land to the supermarket chain that drove him out of business. Fifteen years later and a bustling supermarket stands on the same spot. UK Managing Director is coming to work undercover at the store for a week. Branch manager Vicky is determined to give him a more grimly authentic experience than he’d ever have dared wish for. Shelf stacker Josh dreams of rock stardom and escape. Checkout cashier and union organiser Elliott dreams of Josh. By Friday nothing will ever be the same for them again.

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Above: Charles Armstrong as Tony. Photo by David Monteith-Hodge.

★ ★ ★ ★  “an engaging and perceptive new play that gives a fascinating insight into the workings of major retailers.” The Reviews Hub

“Playwright Ross captures the Orwellian doublethink of the industry with the insight of a man who has stacked a few shelves in his lifetime….The creation of Frisca itself is a thing to be commended: this is a sharply satirical, cult-like corporate entity with its own language and belief system…” Exeunt Magazine

“Ross writes good dialogue and the exchanges between the characters have energy and flashes of humour.” Aleks Sierz 

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★ ★ ★ ★ “an amusing, slick production” London Theatre 1

★ ★ ★ ★ “A sharp comedy that will make all us cogs in the machine laugh.” Plays To See 

“A sharp, clever comedy but with a serious message” – The Blog of Theatre Things

“cleverly constructed comedy-drama” – BroadwayWorld

“The comedy here is bold, adventurous and downright clever…….the results are seriously funny.” – Once a Week Theatre

“Here, at last, is a great, bold, angry play about the human cost of twenty first century capitalism.” – Traffic Light Theatre

“It is seriously weird, on a day the referendum fallout has given rise to agitation and cogitation across the land, to be at a play about the fixing of farm prices, the regulation of goods, the growth of exploitative work practices, and the destruction of the small man by supermarkets. The themes in Michael Ross’s new play mirror the philosophic patchwork that has the nation jumping.” Monkey Theatre Matters

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VAULT Festival 2016, The Vaults, London, March 2016. A Shout In The Dark Production. Directed by Andrew Pritchard. Cast: Karl Mercer, Carla Rose and Josh Husselbee.

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Karl Mercer as Jack and Carla Rose as Kirsty. Photo by Andrew Pritchard.

England, 1984. The Cold War casts a shadow across the country. Farmer’s son Jack lives with the knowledge of a secret government nuclear bunker beneath his family’s land. When he meets siblings Kirsty and Charlie, newly arrived in the village from London, he invites them to break into the bunker with him. But their journey unearths buried secrets, desires and grief, and not everyone emerges alive.

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Josh Husselbee as Charlie and Karl Mercer as Jack. Photo by Andrew Pritchard.

“Twisted fantasies become all the more shocking and have a comic edge – some of the situations really shouldn’t this funny, and it’s a gift to make people laugh and then feel slightly ashamed for doing so….it’s Ross’s humour that makes the play really exciting. Intelligent and genuinely subversive, this comedy has an energy that indicates how much the writer has to say.” Once A Week Theatre.

“the plot takes many twists and turns, constantly keeping the audience on their toes in the darkness of the Vault’s humid arches — a perfect setting for Michael Ross’s lively play…… and Shout in the Dark’s next production Happy To Help coming up in June is one to watch out for.” The Morning Star


Hen & Chickens, London, March 2015. Part of ‘Particulars’ by Pivot Theatre. Directed by Francesca Murray-Fuentes. Cast: Lucy Farrett, Nic Lamont, Hayden Wood and Chris York.

The Vaults, London, March 2017. Part of ‘Let The Write One In’ by Front Of House Theatre. Directed by James Price. Cast: Niki Angus-Campbell, Robin Kristoffy, Karl Mercer and Lewis Newman.

Above: Robin Kristoffy, Niki Angus-Campbell, Lewis Newman and Karl Mercer. Photography by Patricia Oliveira.

A civil liberties organisation in the 1970s is being paid a visit by Colin, a man who wants his own controversial cause to be championed by the group, causing a split in the organisation.

Above: Niki Angus-Campbell as Charlotte. Above: Lewis Newman as Colin.Above: Karl Mercer as Julian.



The Vaults, London, March 2015. Part of ‘Write Here Write Now’ by FOH Theatre. Directed by Andrew Pritchard. Cast: Katherine-Ellen Kotz, Karl Mercer and Holly Boyden.

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Katherine-Ellen Kotz as Millie. Photo by Patricia Oliveira.

Two political activists break into a disused tower block, (due for refurbishment as luxury flats) and plan to open it up to the homeless. However they find that one particular flat is not quite as unoccupied as they first thought.


Preoccupied image 3Karl Mercer as Finn and Katherine-Ellen Kotz as Millie. Photos by Patricia Oliveira.

“a superb treat – mixes the politics of the housing crisis with a supernatural twist so effective it got a scream from more than one audience member. Winning performances from Katherine-Ellen Kotz and Karl Mercer show how pin-sharp Ross’s writing is.” Once A Week Theatre

“We find ourselves in an abandoned tower block with two activists looking to occupy the space, which is mostly awkward conversation until the point you realise that this is actually a ghost story, and there were actual screams at one point. An interesting take on relationships, loneliness and activism, and extremely creepy.”

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The Park Theatre, London, June 2014.


Cast: (L to R) Joe Dennis as Elliott, Helen Reuben as Celebrity/Myra, Charlie Allen as Huck Lansing, Katherine-Ellen Kotz as Vicky, Keith Hill as Tony, Edward Yelland as Josh. Photo by Patricia Oliveira.

Directed by Gemma Kerr.

Set in the branch of Frisca, a fictional multinational supermarket chain. Tony Manning is Frisca’s UK managing director but is going back to the shop floor to experience life as a shelf stacker in one of his stores, and store manager Vicky is determined to make his experience as hellishly authentic as possible. Shelf-stacker Josh dreams of quitting to pursue his music career and checkout cashier Elliott is trying to get everyone to join the union. A satirical look at the immense power of the supermarkets.

PT16Keith Hill as Tony and Katherine-Ellen Kotz as Vicky. Photo by Patricia Oliveira.

PT49Edward Yelland as Josh and Katherine-Ellen Kotz as Vicky. Photo by Patricia Oliveira.

PT56Edward Yelland as Josh and Helen Reuben as Myra. Photo by Patricia Oliveira.

PT60Joe Dennis as Elliott and Edward Yelland as Josh. Photo by Patricia Oliveira.


Edward Yelland as Josh, Joe Dennis as Elliott and Keith Hill as Tony. Photo by Patricia Oliveira.


Short play version performed as part of ‘A Bad Case of the Mondays’ at the Park Theatre, January 2014. Directed by Cat Robey. Cast: Antonia Reid and Gemma Rook. Full length play version first performed as a rehearsed reading at RADA in August 2014, directed by Chipo Chung.

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“The first play, Work Makes You Free, related the case of a young actress forced to work for free at Poundland to keep her benefits. Her opponent is a cold businesswoman who finds herself enchanted by the power she gets from anonymously bullying the actress online….The play was well structured and had a good balance between the two characters, and though the dominant tone was comedy, it also had a dark side. This was the best of the seven pieces.” Everything Theatre

“Here’s a writer who’s not afraid to poke some fun at his own world. Refreshing!” Hackney Hive

“…by far the strongest piece, opening the night and warming up the audience for all the plays to follow. Initially there is little to connect laid-back actor Willow (Antonia Reid) and businesswoman Jane (Gemma Rook), but as Ross begins to weave their monologues together, there is a satisfying explosion.” Views From The Gods


The Hen & Chickens Theatre, London, October 2013. A Paradigm production.

The Utility People Collage

Directed by Cat Robey. Cast: Theo Ancient, Oliver Gatz, Matt Houlihan, Antonia Reid and Sarah Winn.

Middle class liberals Chloe and Jake are shocked when they discover some immigrants living inside their utility cupboard, but they decide to let them stay in return for doing a few errands around the flat. But before long, things spiral out of control. Join UK Home Office official Richard Winstanley as he recounts a shocking true story (and not-at-all a ham-fisted allegory) from the government’s case files.

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“You are left questioning not only your own values and your notion of yourself as a good person, but also the future of Britain itself.” Last Minute Theatre Tickets.

“The Utility People’ was comedy gold. A fiendishly sardonic look at guardianista gentrified armchair socialists…a tragicomedy that clearly forces us to re-evaluate our smugness about our beliefs and morality and what our convictions make of us. So it doesn’t sit and preach at us, but complicates things through comedy with a sharp edge to it.” Hackney Hive.

“Michael Ross’ script is pared and articulate….a doubly clever exposition of the wafer thin pretences of Champagne Socialism” What’s On London.

“A very deserving play, well structured, rehearsed and it definitely had me thinking about the privilege associated with my British passport.” Frost Magazine.

“It makes the audience question their political stance before they even realise they are doing it.” The Public Reviews.


Greenwich Theatre, London, September 2013, a staged reading as part of ‘The Band Plays On’ a festival of gay-themed new writing, presented in association with Patrick Wilde. (Photos: Pete Shaw)

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Directed by Stuart Saint and Matt Ian Kelly. Cast: Alex Pritchett, Stuart Saint

Dan and Matthew are two men on a mission. Every night they venture into Soho, whispering into the ears of the lost and alone the magic words which will change their lives forever. Join them for this darkly hilarious evening as they recount their glorious triumphs and recent struggles, and hope to dispel all those ugly rumours surrounding their fine and honourable organisation.

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Kibo Productions, Barons Court Theatre, London, September 2013. A festival of new writing in response to Russian Article 6.21 and other human rights concerns worldwide.

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‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

Directed by Victor Correia. Cast: Adam Colborne, Mischa Resnick.

A fictional dramatisation of US army intelligence whistle-blower Bradley (now Chelsea) Manning’s last time on American soil in 2010, shortly before returning to Iraq and being arrested for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. A one night stand turns into a terrifying interrogation. Previously performed at Theatre 503 in 2012, (see entry below). Don't Ask Don't Tell 1 “This play was deeply unnerving. Bradley (now Chelsea) Manning is on leave and, having been dumped by his boyfriend, is having a night of wild passion with Scott, someone he has just met…..The tone of the play then completely changes as Scott reveals he is from the army, that he has been tracking Bradley all along, and now Bradley will pay for his disloyalty……This play shone a light on the very high price that some individuals have to pay merely for attempting to tell the truth.” Vada Magazine.


Arcola Theatre, London, February 2013. Part of ‘The Miniaturists 39.’

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(Robin Crouch as Soldier, Arcola.)

Directed by Nadia Papachronopoulou.

Cast: Robin Crouch, Tony Bell, Kate Collison, Jessica Sichel.

“What do you think soldiers do? Huh? Do you imagine we’re just gentlemen playing cricket out in the desert? What are you so shocked about? I mean, come on, even if you don’t agree with what I did, you have to admire my courage, right? My fortitude, right? Right?”

(Below; Jessica Sichel as Poppy and Tony Bell as Douglas, Arcola)

Armed Forces Day Arcola 3Armed Forces Day Arcola 2Present day Britain. A soldier gets on a train and sits down with a middle class couple and their teenage daughter. But why is there blood on the soldier’s uniform? And why isn’t the train moving? A dark satire on our unquestioning admiration for the armed forces.      

Also performed at Riverside Studios for the Off Cut Festival, October 2012, directed by Ng Choon Ping, with James Unsworth, Zara Radford, Darrie Gardner and John Hoye.


Theatre 503, London, January 2013. Part of ‘Festopia,’ Little Pieces of Gold.

Directed by Nadia Papachronopoulou.

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Cast: Matt Houlihan, Charlotte Worthing.

“Imagine! You have all the time in the world. Literally! Just think of all the things you can achieve. I’ve been a doctor, I’ve been a lawyer, I’ve been a professor of quantum physics, I’ve had my own TV show, I’ve been Prime Minister. Twice. Everyone has! Honestly. Everyone gets to be Prime Minister….”

In the future humans can live forever. But in order to prevent overpopulation, nobody is allowed to have children. When Ariel and Eno become the first couple in a million years to have a child they must pay the price with their own lives.


The Old Red Lion Theatre, London, May 2012.  REDfest 2012: The Off West End New Writing Awards. Winner of Best Director and Best Cast and Finalist for Best Play.

Directed by Nadia Papachronopoulou

Cast: Antonia Reid. Matt Houlihan.

“I think Izzy challenges our very notions of what it is to be human. I think Izzy, in a way, disproves the whole concept of being ‘human’ and the arbitrary distinction we draw between ourselves and other animals.”

Zoe and Simon have had a baby. But their daughter Izzy isn’t entirely what they expected. A darkly comic play exploring the limits of parental love.


Above: Matthew Durkan and Felicity Cant in the Front of House Theatre production at The Vaults, December 2014, directed by Arabella Langley. Photo by Patricia Oliviera.


The Old Vic Tunnels, London, February 2012.

Rich Mix, London, December 2011.

Directed by Georgia Murphy and Martin Leonard.

Cast:  Angie Fullman, Dan Snelgrove, Canavan William Connolly

A short play following the story of a couple at three points in their life.

Performed as part of the event Descent by OTB Productions.


Southwark Playhouse, February 2012. Part of the short play night ‘Little Pieces of Love’.

Directed by Nadia Papachronopoulou.

Cast: Matt Houlihan, William Wheeler.

In a gay bar in Milwaukee, 1991, 17 year old Connor is searching for something ‘meaningful’ and thinks he might have found it when he gets chatting to the quiet, mysterious Jeffrey Dahmer.


Theatre 503, London, January 2012. Part of the event ‘Rapid Write Response to Man In The Middle.’

Directed by Tammie Kite.

Cast: Colin Waitt, Fergal Philips

Designed by Eleanor Field

“Yes, even sitting at my computer, I am complicit. I share a responsibility, I have blood on my hands, it bubbles up out of the keyboard, seeps out of the screen.”

Fictionalised account of US soldier Bradley Manning’s last time on leave in Boston in early 2011. A one night stand turns into a terrifying military interrogation.


Riverside Studios, London, October 2011. The Off Cut Festival.


Directed by Abbie Lucas.

Cast:  Ffion Jolly, Chris Urch

“I’ve got graduates swarming through my doors begging me for jobs. You don’t even have an A-Level to your name. You’ll be sitting here, in that chair, wearing that same uniform ten, twenty, thirty, forty years from now.”

Satire on the all-powerful supermarket industry. A store manager grills a shelf-stacker about his commitment to the company.


Etcetera Theatre, London, July 2011. Part of the short play night ‘Little Pieces of Gold.’

Directed by Erica Miller.

Cast: Keith Hill, Michelle Yim, Elizabeth Webster, Gareth Murphy

“I’ve got so much love inside of me, so much love bursting to get out, but I’ve also got a lot of shit inside of me, likewise bursting to get out, and in the battle for space, the shit is winning, and all my love is smeared with shit, there are skid marks all over my heart.”

Sian, a ‘recovered’ shy person, dispenses advice at her support group for the socially awkward.


The Old Red Lion, London. REDfest 2011. Winner of Best Director and Finalist for Best Play.

Directed by Shani Erez.

Cast: Dylan Tate, Minna Pang, Adam Loxley.

“You don’t have to read it. If you don’t want to read it, all you have to do is close the thing and put it to one side. I can show you how to do that, Nick, it’s easy peasy. Would you like me to demonstrate how to close a newspaper and place it to one side?”

After writing “who reads this fascist shit?” on a colleague’s edition of the Daily Mail, bookseller Nick is dragged into the managers office to face accusations of bullying in the workplace.

“‘Daily Hell’ by Michael Ross was a very enjoyable three-hander set in a bookshop (nice use of piles of books for set and props) in which the perspective of a certain right-wing newspaper is given a good bashing.”Remotegoat.


Rehearsed reading of a full length play at the Bush Theatre Library, London, October 2010.

Directed by Amy Draper.

Cast: Paula Wilcox, Jamie Samuel, James Hirst, Louise Faulkner, Daniel Green, Elizabeth Hammond.

“Fine, you want a fucking magic show, I’ll give you one!”

Ex-con and recovering alcoholic Shelley Hughes has found success late in life as a spiritualist medium. She invites you to take a seat and join her audience as she summons up the ghosts of your loved ones. But her own eventful past also haunts the evening, especially the recent disappearance of teenager Toby, the son of her former lover. Tonight it’s not just the dead who’ll be disrupting proceedings.


RADA, London, June 2010. Part of ‘WriteBites’ by Eyebrow Productions. Also later peformed as part of ‘In An Instant’ at Theatre 503, August 2010.

Directed by John Sheerman.

Cast: Christopher Brandon, Cameron Slater.

“No, really Dan, if it wasn’t for you- I mean, there I was on the verge, on the cusp of entering this so-called ‘community,’ but you stopped me just in the nick of time. You, yes, it’s true, you rescued me.”

Two men recall how they first met 11 years ago in a gay bar in Soho, when Dan leant over and whispered in Matthew’s ear the chilling words which would change his life forever. A blackly comic look at how religion corrupts the innocent.


Barons Court Theatre, London, May 2010.


Directed by Andrew Cleaver.

Cast: Mark Elias, Pete Picton, Sacha Walker, Isabel Carr, Julian Farrance, Tony Rowden

Stand-up comedian Leon Shepherd can’t get arrested. Spending yet another lonely night in his bedsit, endlessly rehearsing his routine, he’s horrified to hear voices coming from his wardrobe. Out springs a compere to introduce a succession of people from Leon’s past who each take the microphone and perform stand-up routines in front of him.


“Michael Ross’s new play poses this question of how we narrate our life stories with intelligence and wit……This is a well-constructed and thought provoking play. At only an hour long, it leaves you wanting more…..There is a sensitive, somewhat maudlin touch here that leaves a lasting impression.” Edward Lukes, The London Magazine.


The Kings Head, London, March 2009. Zeitgeist Theatre’s ‘World At One.’ Winner of the Zeitgeist New Play competition 2008.

Directed by Hal Chambers.

Cast: Jack Baldwin, Richard Maxted, Emily O’Connor, Jace Desay.

Provocative journalist Jack Feltham is horrified when he learns that a British soldier      killed in Iraq had been inspired to enlist by his pro-war columns and even more horrified when that same soldier appears in his living room, dripping blood all over his carpet and asking for a hug. But Jack has even bigger problems on his plate. A young Muslim man has been brutally attacked at a London mosque and once again it’s being blamed on something Jack wrote.


Barons Court Theatre, London, November 2006.

Directed by Clea Langton.

Cast: Dylan McDonough, Ward Parry, Georgina Carey, Pete Picton, Marilyn O’Brien, Kaye Quinley, Paul Devaney, Anthony Mackey.

The Prime Minister has re-branded himself as Team Leader, and his nation as Team Britain, and has declared war on ‘Lonerism.’  All those who lack the Team Spirit will be tracked down and taken away to be re-trained. Shy, reclusive loner Malcolm returns home one night to find a man from the government waiting on his sofa.

 “In Michael Ross’s dystopia, being antisocial is the big faux pas. ASBOs are handed out for “lonerism”, prisons are full of people with no friends and secret police check to see whether the names in your address book really exist….it is fun, sparky and full of ideas”- The Stage

“full of twists and turns and complemented by fluid, clever writing…..Ross writes with confidence, with a fresh look at the status quo”The British Theatre Guide

“As well as being very pertinent, They Won’t Kill You is fast paced and very funny.”- Socialist Worker


Landor Theatre, May 2006 and Greyfriars Kirk House, Edinburgh Fringe, August 2006.

Directed by Clea Langton.

Cast:  James McKendrick, Andrew Wyld, Kristian Sartori, Julie Ford, Caroline Boulton, Sukhraj Dhillon, St. John Costelloe, Mike Williams.

In the staff room of a London secondary school, the teachers plot to rid themselves of their bullying headteacher.

“Smart and on a familiar enough topic to generate laughs throughout.” Three Weeks (Edinburgh)

Above: Rehearsal photo from Teachers Playground which featured in the Times Educational Supplement, in an article about schools related plays up at the Edinburgh Fringe that year. (The title ‘Massacre at the prom’ refers to another play)